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Provided by James R. Martin, Ph. Twin seven year old boys were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew if any mischief was reported in town, the twins were probably involved.

Their mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. The mother sent one boy in the morning, with the other boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?

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So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! When his twin brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?

GOD is missing, and they think WE did it! A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monor how he had done. The monor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.

If I start to get nervous I take a sip. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass he found the following note on his door. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp. There are 10 commandments, not There are 12 disciples, not Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

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Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the crap out of him.

When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T] When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me.

The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God" Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt.

Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole. On the final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?

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As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life. After years of his wife's pleading, this rich good ole boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning.

He was so moved by the preacher's sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand. Why, thank you sir, but please, I'd appreciate it if you didn't use profanity in the Lord's house.

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A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. Want to have some fun? Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible.

My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary be and praying in their cage.

Granny nude broken tee driving birmingham she said in that it was "heaven when [she] went to an ordinary grammar school", [10] although she was asked to leave at the end of her lower sixth because of her "high jinks".

The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots. Immediately, the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun? Our prayers have been answered! As a young man was an exceptional golfer. At the age of 25, however, he decided to become a priest, and ed a rather peculiar order. He took the usual vows of poverty, chastity, but his order also required that he quit golf and never play again.

This was particularly difficult for him, but he agreed and was finally ordained a priest. One Sunday morning, the new priest woke up and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, the priest headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish.

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church! At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you? Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that? A minister wound up the services one morning by saying, "next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark.

Then said the preacher, "You are the people I want to talk to. There is no seventeenth chapter of Mark. A father often read Bible stories to his young children, One day he read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt. A cabbie picks up a nun.

She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.

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When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish. It seems a man in Topeka, Kansas decides to write a book about churches around the country.

He starts by flying to San Francisco and working east from there. He goes to a very large church and begins taking pictures, etc. The pastor answers that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven, and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.

He thanks the pastor and continues on his way.

As he continues to visit churches in Seattle, Denver, Boise, Milwaukee, Chicago, New York, and on around the United States, he finds more phones with the sameand the same answer from each pastor. Finally, he arrives in the South. Upon entering a church, lo and behold, he sees the usual golden telephone. Your re 25 cents a call.